Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends