So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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