She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Fuck appropriateness.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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