She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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