last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
