You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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