so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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