'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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