So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Never joke about your clitoris.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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