All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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