I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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