We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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