I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Farmville is her only friend.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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