Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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