its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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