If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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