do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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