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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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  wow, that really makes you stop and think.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher

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• (714): View more from California

  20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  first off, his name is dougie. strike one.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?

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  Adult decisions.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  ...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...

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• (409): View more from Texas

  His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.

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