The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Some milfs here doing some blow
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.