There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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