K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow