And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.