I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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