Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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