to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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