Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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