What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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