Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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