you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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