And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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