You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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