My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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