its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Liz is crying about burritos again.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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