Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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