So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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