Me too!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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