Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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