just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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