I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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