I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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