New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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