Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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