Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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