Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So squirting runs in the family.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i out mim tonsoeep
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