I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You're like the curious george of whores
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I could fuck to npr.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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