I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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