I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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