I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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