We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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