these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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