Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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