She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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