She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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