its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
