LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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