come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Randomize
