the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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