so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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