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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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